{"product_id":"sturmtiger-nein-mercy-ww2-shirt-funny-german-tank-coffee-t-shirt-military-history-panzer-mortar-tee-380mm-rocket-tank-streetwear-top","title":"Sturmtiger Nein Mercy Shirt | Funny German Tank Coffee Tee | WW2 Military History Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e💥Some people wake up and choose peace, others choose violence with a 380mm rocket-firing assault gun!💥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest - we all hate it when we have to deal with all sorts of annoying problems but you still haven't had your coffee yet!☕️ So the best solution is to bring in the Sturmtiger designed to obliterate fortifications, bunkers or ruin entire tank columns with its 380mm emotional support rocket-propelled mortar - which is more than enough to deal with your daily problems! Whether it's a lack of coffee or you're blowing up Shermans - this shirt is the PERFECT go-to for the day!😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💯Perfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕Casual every day wear or chilling at home\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎮Gaming sessions \u0026amp; late night scrolling\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😩Surviving the 3 hour tank lecture that one history nerd started\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🪖Dealing with Shermans or going on a coffee rush\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😁Museum visits \u0026amp; yapping about tanks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❤️ WHAT YOU'LL LOVE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅High-Definition Detail: We use advanced printing tech so the awesome design stays sharp and vibrant through every wash.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Heavyweight \u0026amp; Reliable: Made from 100% Cotton for that rugged, solid feel that actually lasts\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Not See-Through: A thick, high-quality fabric that keeps its shape and doesn't feel like a cheap, thin undershirt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Built for the Grind: Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem—this shirt is durable enough to survive a Monday.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Zero-Distraction Fit: It has a tear-away label and no itchy side seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Product Details📦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕Heavy-Blend Graphic Tee: It's a thick, heavyweight shirt\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛡️100% Cotton: Durable and reliable \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵Structured Unisex Fit: A comfortable, boxy cut that holds its shape and runs true to size.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖨️High-Quality DTG Print: The awesome design that won't crack after a few washes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏷️Tear-Away Label: No itchy neck\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧼Machine Washable \u0026amp; Built to Last.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚FREE SHIPPING\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e❌Not recommended to bleach\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e❌Avoid high heat drying if you want print to last longer\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Recommended to wash on cold with similar colours\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Damoodmerch","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53869292126535,"sku":"05dbfe6a-dac4-4aad-b47d-b8d7c578762b","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53869292159303,"sku":"50904153-6985-4590-b7be-e9f50aa1e396","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53869292192071,"sku":"f6c7e95d-11ef-4225-a0d7-358b855a312a","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53869292224839,"sku":"b4d16c1c-ed5b-4a4e-9290-d42837e25077","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869292257607,"sku":"638a0380-1521-4bab-8784-3d2fe3754719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869292290375,"sku":"56429218-08ed-488b-9a93-a7f37b64661d","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869292323143,"sku":"5fd7701b-33db-4cbd-a383-0516f0ffa9f5","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869292355911,"sku":"cd801b2e-edd6-4ee3-8d87-2fab5991b056","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53869292388679,"sku":"a6b6b432-f6cb-4d96-a4b1-f1a7e68fbe27","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53869292421447,"sku":"6fef2c0a-0377-46e0-a011-9ba0b18a50d6","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53869292454215,"sku":"2fc01adf-d03e-4f3f-bfbe-b1565bda40de","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53869292486983,"sku":"6134ac9e-b576-44d7-ab79-73ea0d1e5d73","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869292519751,"sku":"78079585-9d1b-4d45-aaa8-a00a00eafe20","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869292552519,"sku":"4d1cc8f6-67b5-42cd-acb7-57acf917d413","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869292585287,"sku":"4f3afb08-3f3c-42ac-bf9d-19524cc81deb","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869292618055,"sku":"747d647b-1abe-4e76-837f-6f7835f29da1","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":53869292650823,"sku":"c1b54e33-c4fb-412b-98aa-7c2f53ad401b","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":53869292683591,"sku":"1cc029ad-a731-48b1-b16a-42eebff05919","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":53869292716359,"sku":"5faac6d4-ad17-4bd3-873f-0ee1103d7132","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53869292749127,"sku":"8f309378-fe1c-42f4-ae5e-eea28fb01b2d","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869292781895,"sku":"956daea1-5125-49b3-ba90-4291af508baa","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869292814663,"sku":"4c8b9992-ff3c-4613-bacc-7987d99662ae","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869292847431,"sku":"c183e8f8-29f7-4447-bc66-90f5468cf398","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869292880199,"sku":"704848ce-babe-440a-9979-f4e5c44d1752","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53869292912967,"sku":"e05e955d-c2f0-4d34-a3d1-81d3cebab46b","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53869292945735,"sku":"48c50f20-b017-4272-8e7d-e421c32d439a","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53869292978503,"sku":"5afbbf26-b546-4b01-be9e-cf8a54efaded","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53869293011271,"sku":"684fa742-d5c0-4d52-8594-7e2d21f2968f","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869293044039,"sku":"7352f17c-ca00-465d-a017-0a710f3f9d57","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869293076807,"sku":"200f7ad3-3759-411b-b389-13d6bc16bb2e","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":53869293109575,"sku":"a6daf601-c4db-490b-929a-c0db624ad6bf","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":53869293142343,"sku":"5d1810ec-2e21-4d09-b812-f0216cfdcc76","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":53869293175111,"sku":"0e136588-fee4-478a-82a8-aa4c0e3bc4df","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":53869293207879,"sku":"3f6dede8-5ab9-4f92-a51f-ec2d4bcf0254","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869293240647,"sku":"b7a3ce9d-3274-423e-8b9d-827b5aa014be","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869293273415,"sku":"4c0f7389-8660-4f45-a3f9-5bed97a05ed3","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869293306183,"sku":"7e522e3e-4f5a-439c-9504-5255373b32b6","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869293338951,"sku":"79629dbb-2e03-4976-a76e-693c1be6fee3","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ S","offer_id":53869293371719,"sku":"ab5be9d1-620b-4ff8-80ca-05cae39b74f1","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ M","offer_id":53869293404487,"sku":"9eceb418-288c-4425-9032-5beca6e2d0fe","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ L","offer_id":53869293437255,"sku":"eeb1181a-22a8-4351-b213-f74f160ad2ee","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ XL","offer_id":53869293470023,"sku":"f3709fe7-dded-439c-a9ea-3f6707b0306f","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869293502791,"sku":"7ae7c28e-9c16-4744-8193-5e98b3caa03e","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869293535559,"sku":"d7c246be-e663-4755-bd37-6a5b14b7eea2","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53869293568327,"sku":"b6013b8c-114b-4845-9475-16500de62c1d","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53869293601095,"sku":"3de1f171-c8c5-4f5e-aa42-f4620fa70b4c","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53869293633863,"sku":"9bbe7734-9114-4d67-a9db-afb86adcee49","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53869293666631,"sku":"1a46195f-2b14-40ad-8420-656a90da08c2","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869293699399,"sku":"3878cc16-8b91-4f48-9c2c-ea2bdd210dde","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869293732167,"sku":"3be10ca9-332d-4a70-b6aa-5310fb9f1304","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869293764935,"sku":"3984ea09-b2f9-4e26-b997-70000141a651","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869293797703,"sku":"9b730331-c139-49c7-99ae-8a20c634ca84","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53869293830471,"sku":"ae3c800b-ac60-458d-9385-5a51522fdd6d","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53869293863239,"sku":"6c7c761d-f373-4a3c-9d43-541f449e9549","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53869293896007,"sku":"1b2b27cb-8329-4482-b695-dee424fe134f","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53869293928775,"sku":"c5304b1c-d453-48ac-a27c-0e3b4938aff7","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869293961543,"sku":"5a948580-eb1f-4f3b-b978-f6aec55d3b8a","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869293994311,"sku":"da9f4403-1d95-4c59-ba9d-24cc4200d3b2","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869294027079,"sku":"0e7272b4-5943-4f5d-9364-e4d0e1256639","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869294059847,"sku":"4ab4545f-52bd-4035-aa0e-181aef582d1e","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53869294092615,"sku":"1977e245-8de5-451f-80a0-5ac82343007e","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53869294125383,"sku":"17ff4dec-d3e9-4319-9a89-0675ba55d4f0","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53869294158151,"sku":"fed11334-8ca6-483a-8ab6-a1bcc9ea62a2","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53869294190919,"sku":"1e591dc9-bad1-4768-8b96-42bf4546bdf8","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53869294223687,"sku":"136b3232-deb0-4c50-83e0-ede4a7393a08","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53869294256455,"sku":"7b83492c-7da6-4f0b-a9e5-9176648d6974","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53869294289223,"sku":"232ac8f6-948f-426f-817e-008ea602d3ec","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53869294321991,"sku":"b71f3552-4d31-4a42-a7bb-bfe79ae169e1","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/0621\/4727\/files\/Thumbnail-153.png?v=1778093972","url":"https:\/\/damoodmerch.com\/products\/sturmtiger-nein-mercy-ww2-shirt-funny-german-tank-coffee-t-shirt-military-history-panzer-mortar-tee-380mm-rocket-tank-streetwear-top","provider":"Damoodmerch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}